Some Television

Well, not a single movie was watched this past week, and you may in fact ask yourself what has replaced them. And all I can respond with is: nothing and television. You are aware that new programming - fall programming - has begun for quite a few shows and that means that I now have another use for the television aside from catching up on old shows I missed the first time around. We can start off with Fringe, which was sold to me as a modern X-Files but with a more attractive Scully. Such promotion is proven true and I'm now committed to watching at least four more episodes.

If a show is terrible I have no qualms about shutting down viewing pretty quickly. This has happened numerous times in the past, most notably last year, where a show could not hold my interest for two episodes, it was done. And in all cases, these shows have not been renewed for another season. Read: Journeyman and....that show about the nuclear bombs. You know the one, where fans brought it back from the dead by sending in bags of peanuts? It was terrible, and I think even the fans who were happy it came back realized this the second time around. It would be akin to reviving a month old corpse and having it do a final dance for you, rotting flesh and all. It's just sad.

There have been some shows I gave up on that did well, like Reaper. Unfortunately these shows only grab about fifty percent of my attention, and it's just a matter of if something else is on that is more worthy. If I recall correctly something else was on that night and Reaper just died for me. Which brings me to an issue I had last year: I could only watch one show per night. This is probably going to be true this year too, but I'm working on it. I can talk about that more some other time.

Fringe. Good season opening, but it did feel a little rushed and nutty. I read somewhere that a show really picks itself up in episodes two through five, where it can find a groove and it's inner self. If this is true that I have high hopes for Fringe as the opening was solid. I'm going to watch the second episode tonight, I think.

House also premiered this past Tuesday. I finally got around to watching it on Thursday. It was good. I will continue to watch House because it's typically the same thing every week, and this kind of reliability is comforting. Kind of like watching The Office. Every week is just good comedy and you can go to sleep Thursday night happy. You can count on a good Thursday night.

What else...Entourage. One of those shows I got completely addicated to because I watched the first few seasons within a couple of weeks. Now it's slowing down cause I can only watch one per week, and it airs at odd times. Well, it seems to be starting with the rest of fall television, which is nice. And it doesn't look like the show is going to slow down itself. Just so we're clear, the season opening was great.

Alright, that's it for now. I'll be watching more television this weekend.

Movies for the week ending September 12

I'll have to include some movies I've watched in the past couple of months as my movie-watching habits have died down quite a bit recently. There hasn't been anything really jumping out at the theatre for me, and without the movie channels to watch anymore, times are tough. I've been watching The Wire a lot over the past month, which really takes away from movie time. And with the new TV season starting, expect even fewer current movie reviews. I'll try to write about older stuff as it jumps to mind.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS - Honestly, I'm not even sure what to think of this movie. Did you enjoy Superbad and Knocked Up? This movie was entertaining but not up to those other movies' "level." There were plenty of laugh out loud moments that got the crowd in the small theatre going, and even had myself going. There was an odd amount of gore in this movie, although not entirely out of place like The Happening, it did seem a bit odd. Franco is great, and Seth is, well, Seth. I wasn't super excited for this movie and got what I wanted out of it. 6/10

More Movie Reviews

Wow, so much for the weekly movie review update, eh? July 11, you say? And now it's early September and surely, most definitely I have seen a large number of movies during this period. This is true, but I feel as though I could argue that it is not.

THE DARK KNIGHT - It is of course with absolute certainty that this movie was really, very, quite good. However, I'm not getting as excited for it as many others, and I can't pinpoint why exactly that could be. The movie basically had everything you could want out of it, including a perfect Joker performance by Heath, lots of neat gadgets, good action scenes and all the other fun Batman stuff. But really, it was lacking Bruce Wayne. He definitely took a backseat in this plot line. But still, I would give it a 9/10

THE LOST BOYS - This one I saw recently, twice. Now you may think that if I saw a movie twice within seven days that would indicate you know what, but that is not true. I tried watching this movie - probably about ten years ago or even more - and got nowhere with it. I stopped watching it. I don't know why. The movie is watchable and fairly entertaining, but I cannot determine why it was supposed to be so "great." Perhaps it wasn't. But you know people talk about this movie, and while watching it, you can completely understand why this was big in the eighties. So really, I enjoyed the movie but it fell a little short of my expectations. 6/10

DAY OF THE DEAD [2008] - Was anybody else aware that they remade this movie? In fact I have to check the IMDB just to confirm this movie exists. ... Check, it does exist, I did not dream this up. It also stars Mena Suvari...what? I'm in disbelief because this movie was really bad. While the remake of Dawn of the Dead was quite superb, this one really falls flat. Is this even in the same continuity or universe as the others? The original takes place in an underground military base where experimentation on the zombies leads to a reveal that zombies are still capable of thought, learning, and problem solving. They make this happen in this version too, but instead, the movie takes place in a cliche small town with all your standard, flat characters. Boring. But the most offensive bit of this movie is that they explain that people become zombies because of a man-made virus. What?! The mystery surrounding why the dead walk never needed this before, even in the previous remake, so why would they put us through an explanation now? It's downright offensive. The only thing this movie does is turn Romero's "classic" into another run-of-the-mill zombie movie. For crying out loud, we even have zombies performing Spider-Man wall-climbing maneuvers. Terrible. 3/10

Movies for the week ending July 11

In the past seven days I've had the pleasure of watching even MORE movies than the previous seven days before that.



CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK - Of course, I saw this in the theatres when it first came out, as I was a big fan of PITCH BLACK, and consequently, somewhat disappointed in the direction this movie took. That is, of course, a fairly standard action movie. But, since, it is in space, is full of hardcoreness and entertaining scenes, it's a movie that I can watch in small doses time and again. A few days ago I caught the middle of this movie, where they take Riddick to that crazy prison and they manage to escape the exploding surface of the planet itself. I mean, that was fun. I've probably seen this movie about four times now, and I would have to give it a rating of 6/10.

BLADE RUNNER - Do I really need to say how awesome this movie is? This time around I could truly appreciate the classic special effects and how they've held up over the years. It really makes me depressed that we depend upon CG so much, and how quickly that stuff ages. This movie, specifically, the final cut, is solid all round. Great picture, great sound, fantastic story, sets, acting. This movie has it all. 9/10

DAWN OF THE DEAD [1978] - I keep watching this more often the past couple of years and it just keeps getting better. I still can't comprehend how the "consurmerist" message is still relevant in this day of age, but I guess it would have been when malls were these new, overwhelmingly large things, and the idea of surviving in one was absurd. Now, we have no problem imagining such things as they seem to be complete cities under one roof. This is just classic cinema; nothing much more to say on it right now. 9/10

WALL-E - Yeah, a kids movie, but, it's Pixar, right? Pixar has never done wrong and I'll always contend that these are as much for adults as the young'uns. I loved how this movie played out with no (English) dialogue for the first half. The technical aspects of the film blow me away and the whole "look what has happened to society" is fantastic stuff. The movie is very cute; the robots are great and the messages being conveyed are pretty simple. Fun movie to watch, definitely. 8/10


Ahhh dammit. You just can't win. I had this great review of American Psycho typed in here, then Blogger crapped out on me, erasing everything. Well, just so you know, I love the movie. I gave it a 9/10 and had some real intelligent things to say about it. Ugh, Blogger

Recently seen movies

Is anybody still out there? It's been over a month since I've posted last; I'm so bad. It's also been decided that I shoudl update more often but perhaps with a little less writing. Like really, what may be dissuading me from writing more often is the thought of trying to write something long and intelligent about a movie. Specifically, when that movie is quite terrible, or even quite good, words don't jump out at me. And perhaps that's all insane, so just forget it.

Movies I've seen recently:

NEXT - Do you recall seeing the trailer for this a while ago? Did this movie come out a year or two years ago? In any event it was part of that whole thing where celebrities would wear their hair long for no good reason (Tom Hanks in Da Vinci, and now Nic Cage here). So Cage can see two minutes into the future except when around the obligatory love interest, which adds an interesting tidbit to the ending of the movie, but in the end, this movie wasn't great, although it was entertaining. Perhaps it could have been better had Nicolage Cage not had stupid long hair and been twice the age of Jessica Biel, who still can't act. Overall: 6/10 (above average, worth watching).

INCREDIBLE HULK - Great stuff; let's keep this new Marvel ball rolling, please! This movie had to be exactly the oppositie as HULK five years ago: that is, not intelligent, more action and basic. I still have a soft spot for Ang Lee's vision but this one really cleans things up and just gives you a movie worth getting into and rewards you for doing it. Apparently Norton wasn't happy about the final edit, he wanted something "smarter" or whatever. Good! Let's see a multi-disc Blu-Ray with each version on it. The only thing I wish about this movie is that I was more into the whole Hulk universe so I could pick up on the subtleties sprinkled throughout. Overall: 8/10 (solid movie)

THE DEVIL'S REJECTS - Saw this one again for the third time in as many years (potentially). I appreciate this type of "horror" movie moreso than what has been littering the cinema as late, simply because it is shocking but doesn't stop there. It's not out for the cheap thrills. Whereas HOSTEL (or any of those other torture-porn flicks) would throw in a scene for sheer shock, this movie likes to build the scenes. A scene finishes and you think these monsters couldnt' get worse, but they do, and it scares you, cause these people are somewhat believable. I'm interested to see what else Rob Zombie can do. And for the record, I saw this one before the first one, which I'm not convinced makes a lick of difference. Overall 7/10

Indiana Jones

Last Thursday night was going to be huge. Well, perhaps not huge but adequately large. I purchased the tickets on the night before, although truth be told, they should have been purchased days before that. That was precisely what happened with Iron Man, and perhaps because of this fumble, the Thursday night premiere of Indiana Jones was doomed.

We arrived at the theatre the pre-requisite one hour before showtime and promptly sat down. The regular movie magazine (not sure what they call it nowadays) provided little entertainment. But we kept ourselves amused, until approximately five minutes before six, the emergency lighting in the theatre flickered on and a calm fell upon the crowd. In a few moments we had normal lighting back on, and we could see the projector/computer booting (Fedora Linux, interestingly enough) and then the standard trivia track stuff running. This occured for a minute before an official arrived to tell us they were working on a power problem.

Another ten minutes go by and the same official arrives, this time with goodies, which is not a good sign. Indeed, she reported that they were experiencing brown-outs, of all things, and the movie would not go on. This is just after my friend had purchased an extraordinarily expensive bucket of popcorn that while delicious, has lost some of it's purpose and pricey justification. I feel his pain.

And it turns out to be the entire neighbourhood that was experiencing this brown as, because my house was affected too. It's such a strange thing to have happen: lights on at half power and some devices refuse to power on at all. Quite simply, not enough juice. So we went over to Cales's and watched The Last Crusade to fulfill our Indy fix. And it was glorious. It has been such along time since I've sat down to watch one of these movies that it was quite a treat, and of course it's made better as you pick up on stuff that you have long forgotten.

So it's Sunday night before we wonder over to see Indy again, this time, a last minute decision and arriving a scant ten minutes before the showing. Indeed, the experience has already been sullied.

And the movie was good; I can't go so far as saying it was great, or at the level of the other movies (at least, the first and third). It's difficult for me to draw these conclusions since it's most likely been fifteen years since I've seen the first two. The first time I saw The Last Crusade was in some giant dome in Toronto, on a screen that subtly wrapped around your entire field of vision. As a child this was heaven.

I can accept a fair bit of supernatural and unworldly elements in Indiana Jones, as it has always been present and handled properly, but the sheer amount of unbelievable moments in this movie had the effect of destroying my immersion in it. And unfortunately, I think it had quite a bit to do with the level of CGI in this movie; something we have blamed on Lucas entirely, although Spielberg has been using quite a bit of it too (although more effectively). I really don't want to see CGI monkeys and groundhogs in my movies. Especially this one. Like really.

But really, I enjoyed the characters and Harrison Ford as Indy again; with a bit more harshness in his voice than usual, and Shia, who doesn't a decent job of respecting his acting elders. The humour is good as was the length of the film, and of course, there were the action sequences. In this day of age I can appreciate just about any action scene that doesn't cut two hundred times a second, or at least to such a degree that you're imagination has to fill in for what you should be able to see but alas, cannot.

So that's that; I really enjoyed the movie and was entertained. It was not everything I had hoped it was, but really, what is? If I were to score the film, it would receive a 7.5 out of 10.

Subway Points

It came to my attention today that Subway has introduced Subway points. More than likely I'm very far behind the curve of this but it's news to me today as I treated myself to an overpriced sub.

She handed me a card and I didn't have to sign anything, which is a big plus. This means you can steal it from me and it won't have my information on it. It also means you cannot say no to accepting another piece of plastic into your already overwhelmed wallet. So now it's in there and I have eight points.

You get one point for every dollar you spend at Subway. This is pure devastation, as I like the system but not the rewards. It costs ten points for one cookie. That's a ten dollar cookie you are eating. A full length sub will set you back seventy-five dollars.

It probably wouldn't be so bad except the conversion from your dollar to a Subway point is blisteringly obvious and very easily calculated. With the stamps before, you could never be certain how much that six-inch cost you. It may have been a combination of expensive subs, cheap subs or what have you. But you certainly couldn't buy one meal and say "I just netted a free cookie. Just one though."

A quick trip to the Hock Shop proved quite fruitful. As I don't usually frequent these establishments I was pleased to find Forza Motorsport 2 there, for a very low price of five dollars. I thought it was a mistake. Fifteen perhaps, but five? They had three copies in, all of which had perfect cases and intact manuals free from harm. So I looked at the other games there, and none hit the single digit dollar mark. Even those Burger King games started at ten dollars a piece (didn't we just pay seven for those new?).

So I had to pick it up. I had wanted to play the original FM for the XBox a long time ago but just could never bring myself to it. And we probably have Project Gotham to blame for that. And Gran Turismo. A man can only handle so much racing, especially racing simulation. So I was also tempted to get FM2 when it came out a while back but wisely settled not to, and spend the money on more useful things (but probably not).

With the recent trend of renting games at the relatively inexpensive price point of ten dollars, I thought I would just rent this game sometime down the road when there was nothing else. But when you cut that price in half and tell me I can keep it forever, well, sign me up.

So yes, I did start playing, which means the Orange Box will have to be put on hold. And I'm pleased to say I'm very happy so far. The game is much easier to get into than Gran Turismo, and it doesn't look like it's going to suffer from the same issue where you just get stuck at a certain point as you have to re-race the same track hundreds of times just to afford a decent ride. The difficulty is adjustable all over the place, and the only penalization for taking on easier settings is a percentage hit on your income. If you ramp up the difficulty, you get more cash. Simple as that.

But what really gets me is the whole start-up process of "new" games, and by new, I mean games you have never put into your system before. Every game I have ever put in requires an update of some kind. For a while it seemed like every HD-DVD I put in required that too, which just blows my mind into the back of the couch. We are forced to wait for the download as it installs, doing who-knows-what to your game, and then reboots the system. Today it took me about seven minutes just to get to the title screen.

Call of Duty 4

In the past eighteen months I have played through both Call of Duty 2 and 3 and walked away feeling as though I had a great video gaming experience. What really got me with these games is the sense of awe, and the excitement of playing out certain scenes throughout the game. I would swivel my character's head around with my mouth wide open in wonderment at the insanity; the detail in the world, the characters, explosions and sound. It constantly made me appreciate what our veterans went through, as I know what happened in the game cannot be any real close approximation of what the true events were like, but if this was even a fraction? Well, that's just insane.

So number four didn't really have the same effect on me. There were some great scenes, but nothing mind-blowing like the previous ones. The weapons? I don't keep up on this stuff so they all look futuristic and crazy to me. The weapons from the previous games are so well established and iconic and that is somewhat lacking here.

The interesting thing to note about this game is that it is actually the third title from Infinity Ward, as Call of Duty 3 was developed by somebody else. And it shows. Call of Duty 3 suffered from a major amount of inivisible walls, bad clipping and generally annoying AI. Number two and four have a much more polished feel to them, with spot-on gameplay (I never played the first one). As well, the achievements seem to make a lot of sense, and after playing Modern Warfare, I was left with just 290 points.

It was time to jump into veteran difficulty. I tried this one Call of Duty 2 and only got through a couple of levels before I had to call it quits. With this one, I managed to get through a few more levels, bolstering my score a bit, and I didn't feel like I was going to throw the controller through the window. But, I know my limits, as I reached one level in particular, and cannot last until the first checkpoint. So now the game goes back to the store and I get ready for another first-person adventure: The Orange Box.

I Am Iron Man

It's been a long time in the making (or has it?) and it's finally upon us: Iron Man, the movie. Now this could all be fabrication, but I swear this movie was announced back in 2002 and has switched hands so many times in terms of direction and star power, that we all blew it off as something that's just not going to happen, and really, why would we want it to happen?

I recall because I traded this movies stocks on the Hollywood Stock Exchange, a fun little site that allowed you to trade fictitious shares of movie stars and movies. When a movie was announced, you could grab the IPO and sell it a few days later. I was eager to pick up as many super hero movies as was available, which were quite plentiful in those days.

The big news and the motivation to get excited about this movie was that it's Marvel's first true film, in that they are the sole studio behind it's development. They've partnered with Paramount for distribution, but as Nathan puts it: this is Marvel without any outside interference. And they did not go wrong.

I could spend some time talking about the movie and how good it was, but the bottom line is you just need to go out and see it. I very much appreciate how they've catered to both comic book fans and everybody else. Indeed, I kind of felt like I was in the latter grouping as I know practically nothing about Iron Man, as he and his kind (re: The Avengers) were part of that other corner of the Marvel universe I never bothered with. So you're not going to feel lost, and I'm sure they threw in enough to satisfy the craving of the average comic book geek. The only negative of this movie that could have made me much angrier if the movie itself was no good, was the showing. Galaxy just can't handle it: the movie was out of focus and noticeably so throughout. It became distracting in numerous scenes but was bearable, considering the content. I'm excited to either see it again (and hope it's in focus) or view it at home in high definition later this year, in sharp glory.

So why could I not get excited about this movie before it's release? X-Men, Spider-Man, Daredevil. These were all movies, among others, that I felt a genuine excitement for from the time of ticket purchase to leaving the theatre after viewing. Not so much with Iron Man. And really, there's no reason for it because it stands among the best comic book movies out there.

Perhaps it's because we've been burned so many times with these movies you can't trust the pre-release hype. Perhaps I'm just getting older, or there are more exciting things going on in life now. In any event, it was a good feeling (not an excited feeling) of purchasing the tickets days in advance for a preview screening (just a night before release, really) and then showing up entirely way too early to stand in line with nobody else there. And that's what it's all about: the movie experience.